This week the guys sit down and talk sequels. Not ones that are coming out, but ones that never were made, but should have been. After that we were going to talk about recent NFL moves, but Sean's computer stopped recording. It's all for the best, because it wasn't very funny. After the time lapse, Sean gets talked into doing a porn review. After some hemming and hawing, he double dick verifies Avengers: A Porn Parody from Vivid Superhero. We round the show out trying to decide if Star Wars is more popular than Harry Potter.

Sean Wynn (Sean W), a local comic book store manager, joins us this week. Lance & Sean can't help but bring up comics with Sean W throughout the show. We start off talking about some recent casting Hollywood has done. Now that Megan Fox has been cast as the female lead in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, read April O'Neil, the guys decide to cast the rest of the movie. As the discussion moves on, the Lone Ranger and white wash casting of Johnny Depp as Tonto is flushed out. Absurd Arguments is back this week, where we argue if you whether you'd rather go to a Ke$ha or Tim McGraw concert and why. After a little more comic book talk, we end the show talking about Star Trek: Into Darkness and who Benedict Cumberbatch will be playing, or at least currently rumored to be playing.

Every first episode of the month we cover a few events in Portland that we're looking forward to. Berg & Sean scour the concert venues for a few shows they're looking forward to checking out. It's March, so you know what that means...St. Paddy's Day! Before your drinking gets too over the top, you can go participate in the Shamrock Run, a charity 5K. Of course there will be some partying and some shenanigans going on at Kell's afterwards. Don't forget that Daylight Savings is on the 10th and we will all be losing a precious hour of sleep. College basketball fans are getting excited that March Madness is coming. Towards the end of the month, the Spring Beer & Wine Festival will take over the Oregon Convention Center. Of course, we can't get together without a few random conversations and sidebars taking place. So we debate the correct way toilet paper should hang and the latest internet sensation, the Harlem Shake.

I love Irish music. What...U2? No, screw those guys! I mean music that has the heart and soul of the Emerald Isle. Music that has bagpipes, fiddles, tin whistles, accordions, and mandolins. Mix that together with some good old punk and you get one hell of a drinking song...or ten. I've compilled ten of my favorite pub songs that you can sing along to and you don't even need to know the words. So pour yourself a pint of Guinness, grab a few friends, and Sláinte! (that's Cheers in Gaelic)