It's that time of year where we've reached the end and are compelled to divulge our Year's End list. We do that and then some. But first, it wouldn't be an episode of FUNNY without some rants and tangents to kick off a show. So join us for episode 82 and thanks for stopping by. Have a fun and safe New Year.

Guests, guests, guests. This week we have as many guests as the regular crew. We're all over the board on this one. Everything from Norht Korea and the Interview to "what women want," or at least what we think they don't want. There's plenty here for everyone, listen and enjoy. As always, thanks for stopping by.

It's that time of year and it's time for the music we love played at every shopping store far and wide. Here at FUNNY we decided to give y'all a little something similar and different. Enjoy, and thanks for stopping by.

1. The Season's Upon Us. The Dropkick Murphys. From Signed and Sealed in Blood

2. Intro

3. Silent Night. Masked Intruder. From Under The Mistletoe EP

4. It's Christmas and You're Boring Me. Slow Club. From Christmas, Thanks For Nothing EP

5. Like A Gift From God Or Whatever. Chris Farren. From Like A Gift From God Or Whatever EP

6. X-mas Has Been X'ed. NoFX. From Self Entitled 

We're back with original content! It being the first day of Hanukkah as this episode is released, it is safe to assume that it gets covered as a topic....sort of. We go through some nerdy shit like Orci out of Star Trek 3 and Suicide Squad casting. Then it's onto sports. Finally, we round out the show with the afformentioned title. Not to worry, we tangent quite a bit. As always, listen and enjoy.

The boys are back with a guest! That's right. It's been a while since someone new showed up and we quickly find out why that is with the traditional three questions and some razzing. We then delve into college football and football in general with Ray Rice. Then Berg is super happy to get to talk about the new star wars trailer. We end with some black friday talk. Oh, and we may have picked on the General a little too much. You be the judge. Listen and Enjoy.

Everyone is back after a week hiatus due to travel and killing an elk. We immediately begin giving each other a hard time which segways nicely into a D Rose injury/bet update. Then we continue the previous episodes nerdiness by discussing the new Star Wars title and end up ranking the titles from best to worst, needless to say we can only agree on one thing....the worst. Finally there are two topics that spawn spirited debates, the college football playoff ranking and system followed by defining a road trip and each of our esstentials. As always, thanks for stopping by.

The title should say it all, Lance and Berg getting extremely nerdy on this episode without the General here to dampen it down. Episode 77 is filled with casting talk of the upcoming DC/Marvel movies, the release dates and finally some comic book talk. Get ready to nerd out. As always, Listen and Enjoy!

The Entire Crew of Idiots Return!! That's right, we're back for episode 76 and we're firing on 3 out of 4 cylinders. After catching up because it has been about a month since we've been together we get to talk some NBA, the new Averngers trailer, what else we're looking forward to in fall/winter, and some ethical questions concerning No Shave/Movember. As always, Listen and Enjoy!

So the General and Berg make their return after a couple weeks off with episode 75! In true fashion we are directionless and spend a good deal of time getting caught up, but then we make head way discussing the General's upcoming battle of the bands at the hawthorne theater with the band he's in, Random Axe! Finally we get into some baseball! Where we discuss how way off we were with our predictions and then decide to make some new ones. I guess time will tell have off we are again. Listen and Enjoy.

Well, here’s a new miXtape for ya. It has been quite a while since the last one but wait no longer. Since we haven’t had a new episode in a while I figured now was the perfect time to release one of these rare gems. This miXtape is filled with acoustic tracks from some of my favorite artist doing their songs stripped down. Enjoy

1. Acid Rain. Bryan McPherson. From American Boy/American Girl

Intro

2. Soups Whatever. Mixtapes. From A Short Collection of Short Songs EP

3. Beach Bug. Crazy and the Brains. From Let Me Go

4. Like A Record Player. Brendan Kelly. From Wasted Potential

5. When The People Check Out. FM359. From Truth, Love and Liberty

6. Corazon de Oro. Tim Timebomb. From Corazon de OroSingle

7. 500 Years. Against Me!. From Unconditional Love 7”

8. Getting Naked, Playing with Guns. Andrew Jackson Jihad. From Christmas Island

9. Liver Alone. Chris Cresswell. From 4-way Split

10. A Better Place, A Better Time. Toh Kay. From Streetlight Lullabies

11. Crayfish Tales. Sam Russo. From Split the Tip EP

12. Tomorrow’s Going To Be A Better Day. Billy Bragg. From Tooth and Nail

The Idiots are back with an all new episode. So...what the hell is Vajazzeled? You should listen and will discover it through the myriad of topics we get through. The guys get a little deep into sports, women and music. As always....Listen and Enjoy!

The whole crew is back for the new show. Though we may all be physically present we are not all here as it is obvious from the start. Berg, it seems, is missing something from the conversation and The General is overly tired. It seems that Lance is the only one completely here. But never fear we all eventually come around. Topics range from NFL legal issues to the PG-13 Deadpool movie. Anyhoo.........listen and enjoy!

After a slight delay here's the new show. It's just Lance and Berg this week. They spend some time going through the story of Berg's new tattoo then bounce around some other topics. As the show is already late being uploaded I won't waste time elaborating here. Listen and Enjoy.

Welcome back to episode 71!! The Guys are back and eager to record to get to Football. Yay, FOOTBALL! This week the guys roll through some lingering questions and attempt to get serious with the Fappening and Joan Rivers. However, to know the several questions you're going to have to listen. Thanks for stopping by!

So the guys went to see the 30th anniversary screening of Ghostbusters and decided to record after. We'll let you decide if that was a wise idea or not. This episode is half HAR and half regular show. To be perfectly honest I don't rightly remember what else we talked about......football, I think. Ya, there might be some NFL predictions on here. Listen, enjoy, and thanks for stoppingby.

Holy Crap, we've got a guest this week! The General brought an old friend to this weeks show and in fine fashion we welcome him with jokes and the three questions! After that we circle some current events then discuss Mills welching on a challenge. Following it up with everybodies favorite topics of strippers and tattoos. Finally, we discuss labor day and college football. As always, enjoy and thanks for stopping by. Oh ya, 69!

Well, the whole crew of FUNNY Idiots are back in this weeks all new episode. After some general bs and Berg messing up his own argument we get into the meat of the show. Sadly, Robin Williams is gone but the guys recall their favorites of his work and remember him for his contributions to the funny of the world. Next we dive into a tirade started by The General posing a question. You'll just have to listen to find out. As always, enjoy and thanks for stopping by.

Here's the show for this week. I don't feel like writing anything so listen to discover what Lance and I ramble about. Hopefully you enjoy. See ya next week.

The Idiots return!!!!! Well, we had a show. We played a lot of catch up. There was a wedding, a house rental, something called red rubber, and Berg related to the listener how much a moron he is. Then it's onto movies and leaked footage, poor ratings and then a rousing sports discussion revolving around Paul George's knee injury. As always, thanks for stopping by. Enjoy.

Well, the whole crew is back for the show this week. Topics include Krispy Kreme, Lance's House, James Garner, Love trade, lack of summer TV and the worst summer box office for movies, and our show title Marvel's Thor is now a woman. Enjoy.

Lance and Berg are manning this wayward ship together while the General is away. We get into sports, World Cup predictions and NBA free agency. See where we got it right and wrong with our assessments and predictions.  Never fear we get into some personal stuff with a bad decision story and sunburns, taking on challenges and bets, the likes. We end on a quick discussion of video on demand release of current theatrical films as opposed to the cinematic experience. As always listen and enjoy. Thanks for stopping by.

It's America's Bday, so we're eating and recording while screaming, "Murica, F@#$ Yeah." If that is any indication as to what the idiots fet up to in the episode then you know what's to come. We recap what has been happening to us and what is to come. Then we dive into drunk history and Americans and their lack of knowledge of said subject. Near the end we start grasping for straws. However, we have a fun time getting there. Enjoy and thanks for stopping by.

It's just the General and Berg this week as Lance is in the Bay. Our show dances through the topics of Mills' week with his friend visiting from LA, the Shane Black Predator project, Orci's direction of Star Trek 3, Transformer's sucking a big one, and finally a glorious baseball discussion on No - No's versus the Perfect Game. Buy the ticket and take the ride with us as we enter July. As always, thanks for stopping by.

The whole crew of Funny Idiots is back for the all new episode. We convene after an evening celebrating Berg's Bday with the title description. Though not to the extent of the General's festivities last week we do have a good time. Speaking of last week, the general has a gripe with Berg form his dirty 30 party. After clearing the air we move through the pop culture/geek waters with Star Wars, DC, Star Trek, Nathan Fillion topics and some sports. Notably we start with the World Cup which has Lance (Jamal) and Berg enthalled though Mills less so. So tune in and turn on, and thanks for stopping by. 

So....the guys are here but not all here. The show's title says it all. Not that we are going down the drain in subject matter, but that we are really off on this show. With the General recovering from the odyssey that was his dirty 30 bday party and the rest of us being massively unprepared to record the episode reflects those facts. Therefore, enjoy if you can and thanks for stopping by.

There's only two of the Funny Idiots this week, The General and Berg are helming the ship as Lance is away in South Carolina. After a quick recap of Bergs week we dive into discussing The General's last week in his twenties, covering everything from party plans to reflecting on where we are at as opposed to where we thought we'd be. Sort of. Then it's onto baseball, Lance's favortie topic, and Star Wars. Join us and thanks for stopping by.

Every so often we do a show and I'm left with no desire to actually type up a description. I could make a funny paragraph explaining that this is the paragraph and leave it at that. However, that has been done and I'd hate to repeat myself...well, I do that enough in the actual show. This week we talk about stuff. Some is serious and some isn't. I guess you'll have to listen and find out. Thanks for stopping by.

The full crew of FUNNY idiots return!! Join us as we travel the waters of Lance's absence last week, the ridiculous water scare in the Portland area, summer and what we're looking forward to as well as everybodies favorite BBQ. We round out with a mini-HAR of X-Men: Days of Future Past and Tarantino postulating that digital is the death of cinema. Finally we discuss, rather briefly, the reversal of the ban on gay marriage. Listen and Thanks For Stopping By!

This week we have Berg and The General steering the ship to nowhere. After some quick updates on the General's shoulder, Berg relates the tale of getting dumped yet again. Which segways nicely into two mini-HAR's, Locke and Neighbors. Then we discuss the levels of care given to the upcoming X-Men release and our main topic of news of Roberto Orci getting the reigns of Star Trek 3. Hence the shows title. Also, somewhere in the middle we give a shout out to three of our favorite countries: Ireland, Canada, and New Zealand. You people rock. Listen and Enjoy!!

As the title suggests it's episode 55 and Berg and Lance are on this train to nowhere together. We recap some current events, cover the NBA playoffs and NFL draft, then launch into to some seriously nerdy shit. From Star Wars spinoffs and Justice League news to comics and comic tv shows. Finally we end with an old tradition of covering some of the summer movie blockbusters. Listen and Enjoy.

A Long Time Ago (Sunday May 4th) in a Galaxy Far, Far Away (Tigard).....

It is a time of unrest in the Universe (America). Strife runs rampant in many areas and the citizens are on the verge of rebellion. The Evil Empire's of Donald Sterling and FOX have sparked three young idiots to unite and bitch about the path of the righteous. Joined in the fight for good is the visiting Admiral Didder, The General's noble and idealistic sister, together these four will find the exhaust port of the bastions of evil and launch their proton torpedos of words for ultimate victory. Join us on this quest.

The Idiots return!! Recording on Sunday at the Generals home we delve into topics of playoffs and predictions, MLB and NHL, and other sports discussions. Next, Lance regals us with a tale of being responsible and how no good deed goes unpunished. We also ask the age old question of the lesser of two evils: Tweakers VS Crack Heads! Yes, there is a difference. Listen to find out and enjoy.

Can you believe the Funny Idiots have reached 52? That's right! It's our one year mark and we do it in our lackluster fashion. Nothing special or new we trudge along as we always do. We begin with playing catch up, covering the Generals shoulder, Lance's taxes and Bergs tats. Next we discuss plans for upcoming birthdays then get into the meat of the show covering the main topics of: Meeting Expectations for Captain America and How I Met Your Mother, Does a Yin need a Yang? and looking back at our past year. Listen and Enjoy.

Well there is the full crew of Idiots for this all new orange numbered episode of Funny. The General returns from his deployment to foreign soil after a covert campaign to the wilds of Canada. Lance and Berg give updates on hands, concerts and the guys joke about Bergs next tattoo project. There is a quick HAR for Arnold's "Sabotage," then we dive into old topics, baseball and money, earthquakes and comic crossover events. There is a lot here, even a new commercial, so listen and enjoy...Going Commando.

Well it's official, we're 50!! It's just Lance and Berg for this weeks show. We run the gambit this week with BBQ and ants, broken hand and conspiracy theories, baseball and college hoops. In true form we end with a nerd-gasm of a topic as Captain America is less than two weeks away. Then continue on the forthcoming 2016 showdown of DC versus Marvel at the cinemas.  As always listen and enjoy. Thanks for stopping by.

Well, your Funny Idiots are in fine form for the episode. Recording at the General's HQ with a house guest asleep in the other room the boys decided to play catch up to start then decided to take the show to new lows!! The conversation went strange places with a couple of hypothetical questions invloving a deal with herpes and beyond. You'll just have to listen to find out. 

The new miXtape is here and brought to you by your Funny idiot Berg.  This playlist features an all female line up that will open your ears, punch you in the throat and take your name.  All these artist I really dig and think you will too.  Listen and enjoy.

Women:

1. Crushing the Kingdom. Screaming Females. From Chalk Tape

Intro

2. Triangle. Laura Stevenson. From Wheel (in Portland 3-24-14 Hawthorne Theatre)

3. Effemimania. War on Women. From Improvised Weapons EP

4. September. Parkington Sisters. From Inside My Head EP

5. Biggest Lie. Karina Denike. From A Tribute to Tony Sly

6. Someday. Chumped. From Chumped EP

7. The Alphabet of My Phobias. Maia Vidal. From God Is My Bike

8. Sinners and Saints. The Creepshow. From Life After Death (in Portland 4-8-14 Doug Fir)

9. Noccalula. Waxahatchee. From American Weekend (in Portland 5-24-14 Doug Fir Lounge)

10. Heavy Chevy. Alabama Shakes. From Boys and Girls; iTunes Session

This weeks show is all over the place. Everything from the Big Cat's upcoming birthday and insomnia to what makes a bad movie good. It's random but that's what you've come to expect from your funny idiots. Listen and enjoy. Oh ya, welcome Irish listeners!! We Love You!!!!

We're back but not all here.  The General is present but dehydrated, Lance and Berg are fresh off a confrontaion at the cinemas so we start with a "roar." We go on as we usually do discussing everything from punk shows and Ray Rice to spoiled potential and B listers. Take another trip down the rabbit hole that is Funny and join us for 47 part Deux!!

The full crew is back and in fine form.  We begin with Valentines Day, or Singles Awareness Day/Hallmark Day, and what the guys did.  Which transitions into the topic every guy loves...Strippers!!  We also discuss a man who broke out of prison to have dinner with his lady on VD.  After we beat that horse we transition into the Generals absence and his mission deployment to LA.  To round out we blitzkrieg through a concert rant, nba allstar weekend and the level of "f's" given for the winter olympics.
 

Never fear your Funny idiots are here!!  We're back after our Superbowl hiatus with Lance and Berg.  At the time of recording we were snowed in and enjoying all that Portland has to offer.  After we rant about not being "that guy," we delve into our shitty movie fest, Superbowl reactions, NBA Allstar weekend and other pointless ramblings.  Listen and laugh, and thanks for stopping by!

We're back with episode 44. It's another of our typical shows that is all over the place. We start with The General's absence for last weeks show and his trials of trying to leave Idaho and Utah. Then we continue on with The General reading and the crews astonishment. The show rounds out with Pro Bowl discussion and Papa Chuck violating man law movie going ettiquete. Thanks for stopping by for...Mills' Don't Read!

This week it's just Lance and Berg recording late on a Tuesday night like in the old days of Taco Tiki Tuesday. We crown Big Cat the champ of his biggest loser contest and and get an update on what has been going on with him recently, a trip to the NFC Championship game in Seattle. Then Berg talks new albums, Against Me!, and Boba Fett tattoos which segway nicely into a discussion about Disney and their properties. Rounding it up with casting rumors, future comic movies, fan casting JLA and all things Sherlock. Enjoy Ladies and Gentlemen, and of course, our Listeners.

This week the boys are back at it again with Stupid Maturity.  We begin, as we always do, with a rant about our neighbors to the north. Followed by the General’s “bad week,” and Lance discussing his stupid mature decision making following a pub crawl. To get us off that train we delve into second chance of recent movie watching and 2014 pop culture expectations and other current events.

Miracles do happen in the New Year, the gang is all here for the second week in a row for our first show of 2014.  Our discussions begin with Berg apologizing for being an ass on the previous show then we delve into the topic of a backslide.  The guys tell stories of their respective histories leading to the story that gives this week’s title, Forehead Slap.  The train quickly goes off the rails and we going into rants over spin offs, Marvel taking over Star Wars comics in 2015 and several others.  Listen and Enjoy.  Remember, you can always comment and contact us with your take.